Axel Brechensbauer has a message for all the people out here inhabiting this small planet:
“Nature is not evil, it´s ugly. That is why we have gardens. It´s like ok, but we can do it a little bit better by arranging everything. We are obsessed by Tetris, order and man-made systems…
Computers likes simple shapes, so do we. We make trees to planks and clay to bricks. Building cities, like with Lego. The animals think different, with their nests and Lodges.
Before nature was scary, then romantic. But now we feel sorry for it. But does it matter? Nature create shapes and we create shapes. Surely, we don´t want to be nature. I create shapes and so should you.”
Things to consider as stated by Brechensbauer:
1. Obey optical volumes (instead of volumes)
2. Aim to be in the conflict zone between shapes.
3. Nature is ugly as it is. (nature has to be forced to beauty)
4. Straight & curved can sometimes be friends.
5. Don’t mimic nature. Challenge it.
6. Avoid “S” shapes.
7. Don’t build objects in the same size as yourself.
8. Flat surfaces are essential.
9. Pursuit the ultimate shape.
THE PEACE DRONE
A proposal to United States Armed Forces
Killing foreign people with predator drones is history. Let me introduce the peace drone.
Hovering over hostile settlements or cities playing loud clown music, smiling around and delivering clouds of oxycontin. A beautiful American drug described as a pharmaceutical grade heroin.
Happy people are better than dead people and best of all, they will be addicted to you!
IMPERIAL STATE CAR
A proposal for the government of the united states of America
Designed for presidential speeches to the people of America. Inspired by the popemobile
and 100% terrorist-proof.
A proposal to NASA
Everyone knows that aerodynamics doesn’t matter in space. So, I understand that NASA didn’t do the classical Tintin rocket, but that doesn’t mean that we can embarrass our self as humans. Listen to me and look at my proposal.