“At age four, I attempted my first art project by devouring a 10 pack of crayons, thus turning my diaper into a Jackson Pollack. At age six, I was introduced to the sweet nectar of school paste. At around this same time period, I began producing turkey drawings by tracing my hand. At age seven, I lost my thumb in an unfortunate Big Wheel accident ending my successful ‘Hand Turkey Period’. At age ten, I ate more paste, however at age eleven, I switched to water based paints & modeling clay. Between age twelve to sixteen, I was in a daze from the paints I had eaten which I found out to be oil based. I did not produce much art during this time which we will call the ‘Your Sons Not Quite Right Period’.”
Scott Scheidly is an artist hailing from Ohio, USA, and now is currently based out of Florida. Scheidly was obviously was born to be an artist, and it shows from his bio.
“The truth will set you confused”.