(Photo by: Matteo Larghi)
Hi, nice to see your face again… how are you? It has been a while, hasn’t it? Feels like a lifetime since we last touched… and not being in your arms has caused us unbearable pain. But after enduring a period of seemingly infinite agony, we are finally. together. again.
The how’s, why’s, and what’s of EMPTY KINGDOM’s sudden disappearance are unimportant.
(However, we will say that our quest to save Empty Kingdom from being permanently lost to the bottomless depths of Hell involved: Time Travel, Alien abductions, Goonies, Zombies, Ninjas, Zombie-Ninjas… explosions, exploding-Zombie-Ninjas, fast cars, cool gadgets… and a few more explosions just for good measure.)
TO ALL THE FAITHFUL who waited patiently and did not abandon us, we thank you, truly… and we missed you too.
NO PERSON. NO PLACE. NO THING.
(will stop us from being together again)
In all seriousness, Empty Kingdom would like to thank Rico Ortiz, D. Machines, and Mr. Erik Clarke for helping to restore/upgrade the site… thank you we love you!!! -And now on to the cool stuff.
- NEW FRONT GRILL!
More pictures, yayy. We like pictures. And our site is finally optimized to run faster! Double Yayy!
- FREE BUMPER STICKERS
To show our love, we will mail you up to five (5) Empty Kingdom bumper stickers for FREE, and worldwide too! Just fill out the contact information and we will send them to you right away!
A new category for our site, a final resting place to honor the artists who have passed beyond us into the great unknown… and a way to ensure the immortality of the artists we cherish.
- WE ARE HIRING
Empty Kingdom wants you! We have about a million positions we need filled, and we are talking international, baby! If you are a producer, filmmaker, illustrator, photographer, designer, musician, freelancer, mogul, or artist of any kind anywhere in the world, we want to meet you. Look for the official applications in the next few days…
This is just the beginning. There are all sorts of new content, projects, and opportunities for artists that we will be announcing in the upcoming weeks… wow, it feels good to be back.